Me vs. Kitten
We have a new kitten in the house. I am not a fan of animals being in the house. It's think it's an OCD thing. As soon as I've touched the kitten I feel compelled to go wash my hands, thoroughly mind you. I'm sure with enough time and torture, I mean exposure, I will be less obsessed with "cat germs." Maybe having it vet checked and vaccinated, oh say about 50 times, would help too. Until then I'll just keep washing my hands and trying not to breathe in cat hair.
To make matters worse, the kitten seems to be under the impression that I like it. I am the one person in the house that it follows around. It waits for me to sit down and then leaps into my lap. In fact, the little troll just dug it's claws into my leg. There's blood. Oh no...this means war. Stupid cat. GRRR!